A new app can tell you when your date’s going poorly. Another way to know things aren’t clickin’? Listening for anything from today’s list of the . . . Top 5 Things People Never Want to Hear during a Date.
Don’t be alarmed. It’s a therapy monkey.
I’m not looking for a spouse. I already have one of those.
Hi. I’m Bill Cosby.
Play your cards right and you might join me back in my parents’ basement.
Mmmm-mmm. This food is so much better than prison.
Can I use your breath to start the ignition?
Let me pay for dinner . . . before the owner of this credit card realizes it’s stolen.
Wanna see my third nipple?
Mind if I pull over? I can’t drive past roadkill without checking for meat.
Before we go into the theater, you dress up as Ant-Man and I’ll be Wasp.
Get in the trunk!
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