Happy National New Friends Day! Of course, the only thing better than a new friend is an AWESOME new friend. Find out if your new pal qualifies with today’s list of the . . .Top 5 Questions Only a True Friend Says “Yes” To.
Will you help me move?
Can you suck the venom from this bite?
Will you distract the ugly one while I hit on the hot one?
Will you try my homemade beer?
Can I tell you about the role Jesus plays in my life?
Will you tell police I was with you the whole night?
Can you help me pull my phone out of the porta-potty?
Can I lick your Cinnabon carton?
Will you tell me if this looks infected?