Everyone loves a good laugh in the morning, here are some funny morning quotes to get you giggling on the way to work!
“Do you wish me a good morning, or mean that it is a good morning whether I want it or not; or that you feel good this morning’ or that it is a morning to be good on?” – J.R.R Tolkein
“I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake.” – Lewis Black
“There should be a rule against people trying to be funny before the sun comes up.” – Kristen Chandler
“Some mornings I just feel like breaking the d**n alarm but then one thing always stops me…I paid hundreds of dollars to buy my phone.” – Job Might
“When reality and dreams collide, typically it’s just your alarm clock going off.” – Crystal Woods
“Morning is wonderful. It’s only drawback is that it comes at such an inconvenient time of day.” – Glen Cook
“Keep the dream alive: Hit the snooze button.” – Punnit Ghadge
“Progress isn’t made by early risers, It’s made by lazy men trying to find easier ways to do something.” – Robert Heinlein
HAVE A GREAT DAY!